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Minimalist Product Designer/Brussels, Belgium/@itsantoine

The Gear

[01]

TID No.3 Lightweight Minimalist Watch

White dial. Black silicone strap. Numbers not included. That would be visual noise.

€179 / no numbers

Aero Cycling Socks

€200 for a pair of socks that save approximately 0.3 watts on the ride to the bakery.

€200 / 0.3 W

Titanium Spork

The only utensil for a camping trip he will keep postponing until retirement.

€65 / 18 g

Zalando Capsule Wardrobe

Three identical black T-shirts. He calls it a system. We call it laundry day.

€89 / 3 shirts

Apple Dongle Chain

Lightning to USB-C to USB-A to HDMI. The only product he designs by necessity.

€149 / 1 port

Signed Blank Canvas

60 × 80 cm of pure reduction. Signed and numbered. Already sold out, somehow.

€1,200 / 0 objects

The Process

[02]
STEP 1

Remove a button.

STEP 2

Remove the label.

STEP 3

Remove the screen.

STEP 4

Claim it is intuitive.

<< If the user is confused, the user is the bug. >>

The Renovation

[03]

"Brutalist aesthetic." (Plaster scheduled for Q3 2027.)

Project status

Visuals sent to
Charlotte Verboven
Shades of off-white considered
47
Hours spent staring at walls
3,200
DIY actually completed
0.0 %

Charlotte has the visuals. Antoine has the indecision. The wall is still winning.

Cycling

[04]
Money spent on grams saved
12,400
47.0 grams saved
264 / gram

Every purchase is a tiny step toward a bike that weighs less than his conscience. Click to add more grams saved.

Identity

[05]

Belgian designer. Brussels-based. Takes himself seriously so you do not have to.

Dad to Olivia. When she asked for a pink bike, Antoine explained why matte black is more timeless. Handle: @itsantoine. Visuals: forwarded to Charlotte.

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